We are dumb(sometimes dumber)

the other day i was wondering if all the politicians are dumb for accumulating so much wealth in the tunes of thousands of crores, I was finding it amusing and sick that shit holes dont know even know so much money is of no use when you cant spend it, i went on a couple of days and it later hit me, they are not dumb as much as we are(the public), cause a politician knows he wont be needing all that money for himself but to create an imbalance in the society, if everybody has money the politicians are fucked to their graves, who will listen to their promises who will want their false hope except themselves? and we go on shitting happily how much a particular politician has accumulated money as if its an achievement, Shame on us.

Upcoming Blockbuster

The 2G Scam is so 2010, India deserves a better,updated and fresh scam, and in the anticipation of the scam which has so happened already but not yet out,The 3G Spectrum Scam in short 3G(remember the controversy surrounding 3G allocation and the constant delays) ,here is the synopsis about it.

Production : Congress Prodctions in association with UPA Productions financed by 'We,The People' Productions.

After successfuly brining you their previous blockbusters such as 2G and CWG and much loved classics such as Bofors we proudly present our new venture a sequel to the blockbuster 2G-The Scam, this time bigger budget(to loot),bigger cast.

Title: '3G'(Punch Line: Uncle Scam wants you, alternate punch line: Scam or Sham who gives a damn)

Plot: The story is as usual, run of the mill story of this nation,A loots B,B loots C,C loots D,D loots E so on and so forth, not a new story but still the people will relate to it,eventhough there will be a deja vu feeling with the story,common man's lethargy will rule the day paving way for many more sequels.

Genre: Horror/Drama/Crime/Suspense/Thriller/Comedy/Action

Directed by : Laziness and and sab kuch chalta hai attitude of the common man.

Music by : Cacophony of crows,pigs,dogs and wails of people crying in despair

Stunts/Action : None from the common man to stop it.

Cast: Politicians,Common man in short You,me,We,Us everybody.

Release date : Coming soon to a misery near you.

tERRORist

even the word terrorist screams error.

Nothing can justify violence,nothing can justify any amount of justification to pain by any means.


tERRORist

Bullets ripping through the air

pain and scream loud in despair

blood spilled out everywhere

humanity in distress,but do we care?

these times are tough to say the least

for some people, killing innocents is a feast

terror raises its ugly head, dances like a beast

as terrorism makes itself felt, north, south, west and east

what do they achieve by depriving somebody their life?

how long will we let religions keep humanity in strife?

terror,insecurity,fear,perplexity are in rife

nukes,missiles.bombs,grenades,guns,knife

lets pledge to deal with terror and its creators firmly

cause its never too late to set things in order, its now

Soon we will see light at the end of the tunnel, maybe a single ray

the same light that will light the lives of the coming generations.

-aham

Another Thought

Another thought dispersed
Another word scattered
Silence Whispered
Dreams butchered
the worst,yet to come
the best,slipped thru fingers
Truth murdered
Happiness withered
Emotions smothered
Angels bothered

Life is stranger than fiction
you see we are the authors anyway.

What do you think?

when something is new to us say a new person, a new movie, a new book anything that we have not known and we hear about these them from people, and whatever these people say actually has a lot of effect on how we perceive them, for instance there is this movie you have heard from somewhere and you check its imdb page and see its rated say at 8.3/10 or you hear about how good it is from a friend and you go on to watch the movie, i am pretty much sure that you will like the movie more than what you would have liked without you knowing anything about the movie, and you randomly saw it, the same applies if there is a negative sentiment about the movie, even though I am saying this to a movie you can as well apply this to when you know a new person, or anythign you have encountered before, you might say I am extending the adage 'First impression is the last impression' well in a way yes, but thats important is why have your though process influenced by anything like this? I would rather watch a movie I dont want to hear a thing about the how good/bad it is, I jus watch it and later check the rating to see if it matches mine or not, I dunno if this has made much sense but all I am trying to say is that we are much more influenced by opinions than we think we are and most of the times it might be counter-productive, what fo you guys think?

Trying

What do you do, when you see your dreams shattered when you feel the whole world crumbling down?? what do you do when you fail miserably and what do you usually do when it gets off your limits, well the standard answer that I get from myself and many others is that 'I Tried', heck you did cause nothing happens without you or somebody else trying so why state the obvious then you may ask, cause simply thats the truth, I dunno if this is making sense but the 'I Tried' is the only sane thing that you can make out of all the mess and chaos that you have put yourself in, and 'I Tried' is the closest thing before the result that you can say safely and feel good that you did something, so its always 'I Tried' that people talk about, well I know its not making much sense what I have written so again I will say, heck 'I Tried'

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Of Emraan Hashmi and Salman Khan

Well well well, here I go again getting into my cussing shoes, for two most distinguished actors(supposedly), Mr Serial Kisser(Puker) Emraan _______ Hashmi(I hope he knows whats in the blank poor chap) and Mr Salmaan Khan(I hope the Mr prefix is correct too). The reason for my hatred with these two people is simple, they are absolutely overrated by the public, lets take these idiots one by one first lets start with the lesser overrated one, Mr Emraan Flush-me.

Mr Flush-me is the top 2nd over rated actor in Hindi film industry today, if you look back none of this losers films have ever been a hit(for true cinema lovers who dont but for story and other things care for a hit neither have they been any close to good), and if you observe closely enough you will also see that they have been popular musically, almost all of Emraan's films have been huge hits musically. Well if you ask me I see something weird here, how is it possible that almost every other movie can be so crap in terms of performances and story and everything except the songs? I dont know if many people believe what I do, that Mr Flush-me uses a simple trick before he signs a movie, he listens to the music and the songs of the movies he signs(and who the heck produces them another horrible xerox machine and pseudo intellect Mr Mahesh Bhatt), I dont see any coincidence as to why they have to be so horribly horribly bad and yet their songs can be good, dont you think its quite possible, I mean its quite possible that Flush-me knows that nobody comes to his films for HIS acting(for f*** sake accept it that nobody goes to his movies to watch HIM but to watch sleaze and the heroines). I dont even understand why, his movies have to have a pakistani singer every time?, why cant these guys promote Indian singers(is there any dearth for talent in India?) I mean why promote singers from a country which doesnt allow our singers/movies in their country? well many people might think I am prejudiced in writing this, heck if at all I am thank God I am.

Now coming to the loser par excellence Mr Sell-Maan Khan, well this guy is extraordinarily mediocre and absolutely lacks brains(yeah you would say which Khan has brains except Aamir ans Shahrukh[in a way] ), the truth is Mr Sell Maan has never done anything that deserves any praise absolutely nothing, thick guy seriously lacks basic intelligence. Like Flush-me his films have good songs but horrible acting and story(cmon dont cite examples saying for instance Partner was good it was total rip off of Hitch so lets not get into that cause the more we do the more you will know that none of his films were good), and talking about Andaaz Apna Apna, he has not acted in that movie but he had to play himself I mean he didnt have to act he wasjust told to be himsef in that movie :P, I agree though that Maine Pyaar kiya was ok but this loser has never done any cinema which jolted/inspired the audience, for instance being long Aamir has done some brilliant movies and Shahrukh a few too but Shell-man(cuz he is hollow) jus took off his shirt and did crap movies with horrible acting, and about his off screen image and behavior lets not delve into that, everybody knows about his loser.

So if you are a Salman or Hashmi fan post hate comments(what more can I expect from fans of stars who themselves lack brains?) and if you have logic/reasoning/intelligence I dont have to tell you what to write :P