Mind: Lost/Found
My mind met with an accident
and both of them ran away
i told my friends about the elope
my friends said 'man have you lost your mind?'
i tried to give a police complaint about my mind
the police asked for proof that it existed
told them that my screwed up life was the proof
my mind is a fugitive on the run, they'll catch it soon
its been a week that i lost my mind
still no word from my beloved friend
now i have doubts if it was an elope or a kidnap
my mind can't do anything interesting to elope i felt
couple of days later i finally got a call asking for ransom
it was my ego that had kidnapped my mind
and in lieu of my mind all it asked was me and my life
i laughed and told my ego i am you, you are me
P.S: Since I got my mind back, i am feeling that my mind has developed a kind of Stockholm syndrome with my ego, I am yet to take revenge from my ego, it messed with me, I am gonna hurt its ego now.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Horror movie cliches
Is it just me or there is absolutely no horror movie with normal thinking people in it? i mean why do horror have utterly stupid,dumb idiots? just because to progress a story which would fall flat if the characters acted smart at the very beginning?, i have seen a lot of horror movies and none have characters with basic IQ values, i dont expect geniuses in a horror movie but cmon, i know some people may call me sick for saying this but watching all that stupidity engulf the screen, now whenever i watch a horror movie i have started to feel that maybe these dumb idiots deserved to die(is that sick to think of?).
Also every horror movie has to happen in a big fu**ing house with 20 rooms at least,why cant someone shoot a horror movie in a one room house?
When any freaky things happen people get alerted but not in a lot of horror movies they act like nothing has happened, it might sound childish but how about when you feel something is going to happen a particular night call a lot friends on a party with people roaming everywhere in the house(lol) just to throw the ghost off its plan
I know the ultimate aim of a horror movie is to scare people and all the above act against that very purpose, but I am sick of the cliches that horror movies offer.
P.S: now thats some rant but seriously off late i am getting furious watching horror movies, for once cant someone make a horror movie which is challenging and not just scary, where a character challenges the ghost with intelligence and smartness and the gives the ghost some homework to do before it does its job of whatever it does?
Also every horror movie has to happen in a big fu**ing house with 20 rooms at least,why cant someone shoot a horror movie in a one room house?
When any freaky things happen people get alerted but not in a lot of horror movies they act like nothing has happened, it might sound childish but how about when you feel something is going to happen a particular night call a lot friends on a party with people roaming everywhere in the house(lol) just to throw the ghost off its plan
I know the ultimate aim of a horror movie is to scare people and all the above act against that very purpose, but I am sick of the cliches that horror movies offer.
P.S: now thats some rant but seriously off late i am getting furious watching horror movies, for once cant someone make a horror movie which is challenging and not just scary, where a character challenges the ghost with intelligence and smartness and the gives the ghost some homework to do before it does its job of whatever it does?
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Shit Indian Politicians Say.
I saw many videos on youtube recently like Shit Guys say or Shit girl say etc etc which made me think why not write something about our beloved politicians who are nothing but a load of cliche in every way, I cant make a video(I wish I could),so here are some of the stuff I hear from Indian politicians so much that its annoyingly trite,read on.
Shit Indian Politicians Say
1) I have not seen the report in its totality, I will comment once I see the report
2) The matter is subjudice, I cant comment on this issue
2) Let the law take its own course
3) We condemn this as a brutal act of terrorism
4) The government has failed on all fronts
5)The government has lost all its credibility, the prime minister should step down immediately
6) Arnaub Arnaub, let me speak let me speak
7)My dear friend from the opposition should know that
8)This has been done to tarnish my image
9)I see an external hand behind all this
10)Vote for us
11) I am innocent
12) I have done nothing wrong
13) There is no question of me stepping down
14)We demand a CBI probe into this incident
15)Vote
16)Vote for us
17) The government has no constitutional authority to continue
18)Its a black spot on democracy
19) Constitution cannot be written on the streets
20) The communal forces are behind this
21)We are staging a walk out in protest
22)A investigation committee has be constituted and it will submit its report soon
23)Vote for us
24)All the allegations leveled against me are totally baseless
25)There is not a shred of truth in the opposition's allegations
26)The perpetrators of this heinous crime will not be spared
27)Anna Hazare cannot blackmail the constitutional practices
28)Vote for us, we will eradicate poverty
29)We will give you TV sets, Clothes, bicycles
30)If voted to power we will
31)A unanimous decision has been taken
32) The talks have been unproductive, we will be meeting again.
33) Arnaub Aurnauub let me finish let me finish first.
34) Madam will take a decision regarding the matter
35) Our main agenda is development.
36)Coalition dharma demands us to do this.
37) We will win all the seats in this election
38)Booze has flowed like water in the election from the other side
39) The MLA's have been shifted to a resort in Goa to avoid horse trading.
40)Our support to the government is only on conditional basis
41)We have lost a great leader, he was a honest and able politician.
42)We are supporting the government from outside.
43) we have met the governor/President and given out letter of support to him.
44)He was a leader of the masses.
45)I cant believe that the opposition can stoop so low
46)We are just following what previous government policy was.
47)Price rise is being taken seriously, we will see to it that the common man does not bear the burnt.
48)The budget is a total waste of money, we demand the resignation of the fin minister.
49)This is best budget ever, we congratulate the finance minister for such a pro-people budget.
50)We accept the people's mandate and respect it.
Shit Indian Politicians Say
1) I have not seen the report in its totality, I will comment once I see the report
2) The matter is subjudice, I cant comment on this issue
2) Let the law take its own course
3) We condemn this as a brutal act of terrorism
4) The government has failed on all fronts
5)The government has lost all its credibility, the prime minister should step down immediately
6) Arnaub Arnaub, let me speak let me speak
7)My dear friend from the opposition should know that
8)This has been done to tarnish my image
9)I see an external hand behind all this
10)Vote for us
11) I am innocent
12) I have done nothing wrong
13) There is no question of me stepping down
14)We demand a CBI probe into this incident
15)Vote
16)Vote for us
17) The government has no constitutional authority to continue
18)Its a black spot on democracy
19) Constitution cannot be written on the streets
20) The communal forces are behind this
21)We are staging a walk out in protest
22)A investigation committee has be constituted and it will submit its report soon
23)Vote for us
24)All the allegations leveled against me are totally baseless
25)There is not a shred of truth in the opposition's allegations
26)The perpetrators of this heinous crime will not be spared
27)Anna Hazare cannot blackmail the constitutional practices
28)Vote for us, we will eradicate poverty
29)We will give you TV sets, Clothes, bicycles
30)If voted to power we will
31)A unanimous decision has been taken
32) The talks have been unproductive, we will be meeting again.
33) Arnaub Aurnauub let me finish let me finish first.
34) Madam will take a decision regarding the matter
35) Our main agenda is development.
36)Coalition dharma demands us to do this.
37) We will win all the seats in this election
38)Booze has flowed like water in the election from the other side
39) The MLA's have been shifted to a resort in Goa to avoid horse trading.
40)Our support to the government is only on conditional basis
41)We have lost a great leader, he was a honest and able politician.
42)We are supporting the government from outside.
43) we have met the governor/President and given out letter of support to him.
44)He was a leader of the masses.
45)I cant believe that the opposition can stoop so low
46)We are just following what previous government policy was.
47)Price rise is being taken seriously, we will see to it that the common man does not bear the burnt.
48)The budget is a total waste of money, we demand the resignation of the fin minister.
49)This is best budget ever, we congratulate the finance minister for such a pro-people budget.
50)We accept the people's mandate and respect it.
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